TOWIE party

KXSRFC v ELRFC friendly followed by TOWIE party - 15:00 KO, 19:00 party, 28th April, Club House, Holland Road, nr West Ham tube

Following the games, the clubhouse will be overrun with hoisted cleavage, six inch stilettos and enough fake tan to fill the Thames estuary. It's the The Only Way Is Essex party. More details TBC but rumours are of spray tanning, a tattoo booth and someone even said vagazzling?! Bar and disco til late.